It’s times like this that I wish I had a man to wake up to because I woke up extremely sexually frustrated. This week has been terrible and teasing.
I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match
we joke but this is an actual thing
Thanks to my roomies makeup skills. I look like I’m about to be railed into.
Older men that constantly bring up an age difference are such a turn off. You were how old when I was that age? What? No way. Glad you can do the math. And telling me I’m just a baby doesn’t help your case, either.